Moodle

Do you wonder why you can’t get a date?  Wonder why you don’t seem attractive to women?  Or do you wonder why your relationship seems to be worsening?   Maybe you fit into one of the categories below.  Whatever you do, don’t be these guys.

1.   The Boring Man of Routine

You never go anywhere, do anything new, or try something you’ve never tried before. You’re worried you’ll look stupid, or you can’t do it, or you won’t like it, or it will cost too much.  You don’t even try to meet new people.  When you do try new things, you are too quick to give up on them.  You spend all your leisure time at home alone, reading books, watching TV or surfing the internet.  You’re physically inactive and probably flabby and out of shape.

2.   The Simpering Suckup

You don’t assert yourself in anything or any situation.  You don’t stand up for yourself.  You let your woman trample you with unreasonable demands and runaway emotions.  On a date, you ask for permission to kiss her.  In a relationship, you just want to make your woman happy.  You spend lots of money on your girl, always paying for everything and buying her frequent gifts to stay in her good graces.  You’ll do anything to see to it that she has everything she wants – or at least make sure she is not mad at you.  You just want to keep the peace.  You ask for sex instead of initiating it.

3.   The Inattentive, Intoxicated Jerk

You immediately lose 60 IQ points every time a sporting event comes on TV.  You act like a stupid moron at sporting events.  You ignore everything around you, even your woman, when it’s time to watch sports on TV or attend a sporting event.  In social situations lubricated with alcohol, you’re stupid, sloppy, and obnoxious.  You drink too much in public and you’re rude and boorish.  You smile too much, you talk too loud, you say too much, you unintentionally insult people, you touch people inappropriately, and you ditch your girl to talk to everyone else.

4.   The Over-Attentive Boyfriend

You ditch all your friends when you get a new girl.  You spend all your time with her to the exclusion of work, other friends, and family.  You smother the girl with your attention and time

5.   The Sexual Non-Healer

You’re always on the make.  You constantly misread women’s simple common courtesies and politeness as IOIs.   You’re trying to make super heavy, forward moves on girls before even finding out if there is any attraction at all.  You’re a total horndog, always pushing the sexual envelope with every girl you see.  When you do get an IOI or two, you force physical intimacy before building attraction.  You make heavy sexual demands way too soon.  After you close the deal, you’re demanding sex all the time.  You do it because if you have sex with her, you’re “together” and a “couple” and you’re getting “validation” from the girl.  What you think is supreme confidence comes across to women as creepiness – and, if you’re not careful, could get you slapped with a sexual harassment complaint or a sexual assault charge.

6.   The Single-Subject Geek

You’re obsessed with one particular thing, subject or activity.  It’s not just a hobby or an interest.  It’s all you do, all you know and all you talk about.  If you’re not at work or school, you’re on the computer or the TV, playing video games.  Or you’re watching a movie series or TV show that you never, ever miss.  Not only do you watch the shows or movies, you have an encyclopedic knowledge of everything about them – and you share that knowledge with everyone.  Or you like a particular music group.  You can’t and won’t listen to anything else.

7.    The Female Friend Orbiter

All your “friends” are women, because you feel more comfortable around them than men.  You’re “one of the girls”.  You spend all your time with them and share gossip.  You’ve ham-handedly asked some of these women for dates but they told you LJBF.  You are secretly infatuated with these women and would jump at the chance to date or have sex with them, and that’s why you put up with it. You hang with them because you think you might have a chance with one of them someday.  You let women use you as their emotional tampons.  You dutifully listen to all their relationship problems and dramas when they want “a man’s point of view”.  Or, conversely, you constantly hang out with women who you are not attracted to at all.  You would never consider dating or sleeping with them, yet they are your only circle of friends and you’re with them all the time.  Most people who see you constantly in the company of women you’re not dating speculate that you might be gay.

8.  The Slug

You do nothing for your health and you don’t care about the appearance you project—and it shows.  You’re a 98 pound weakling.  Or more likely, you’re overweight and out of shape.  You haven’t exercised in months or years.  You get winded cracking your knuckles.  You drink too much, you smoke, or you use chewing tobacco.  Your teeth are yellow.  You have bad breath and/or body odor.  Your diet is crap.  You overeat.  You eat way too much processed food, fast food, and sugar.  You don’t eat enough meat, protein, fruits and vegetables.  You don’t drink enough water.  Your clothes are unkempt, out of style, don’t fit right and are in poor repair.  You have a crappy or out of style haircut or you don’t get your hair cut frequently enough.  Your house, car, apartment or work spaces are a dirty, disorganized mess.